A boy cums 2 his class wid brokn specs. Teacher:Wat hppnd? Boy:I was kissng my Grlfrnd. Teacher:But how ur specs break? Boy:She closed legs!
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Nasbandi karne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon me dubara aa gayee. Usko dekh kar ek Buddha bola- connection to pehle hi kaat gaye, ab handset bhi le jaoge kya?
Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai? Batao? Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai..
GIRLfriend- "Im Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?
Preeto packing for vacation, Santa is watching.. He smiles & says: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahi ja raha, phir bhi condom le ja rahi hai..!