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  • Sambha sardar thakur ka kya karna hai. gabbar :- kuch nahi uske haath kaat do aur use roj 3 blue film dikao wo khud hi tadap tadap ke mar jayega..

       
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  • lady apne saheli se-mujhe bacha nahi ho raha?saheli-tere pati me fault hoga.lady-pati me fault hai to kya hua, pure mohalle mr to fault nahi ho sakta na:

       
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  • Arz Kiya Hai... Jaise Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kachchi Nahi Hoti ! ! ! ! ! Vaise Hi (Gaur Kijiyega) Bra Pehni Hui Ladki Kabhi Bacichi Nahi Hoti ! ! ! ! !

       
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  • 3 ladies enjoying gups 1st :- mere pati pura hath dal dete hai andar 2nd :-mere pati to 1 hath or 1 pair dal date hai andar 3rd :-salwar utha kar boli aji sunte hojara bahar aana..

       
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  • sabji wala :- madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya? Madam ;- haan par kaise pata chala. Sabji wala :- Gandhi ji ka mooh khula hua hai .

       
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  • sharab pio to aankhe lal,mehndi lagao to haath lal,kiss lo to lips lal, chut chodo to land lal, pakde gaye to gand lal,bach gaye to jio mere lal.

       
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  • . full name of fergusson f : fuck e : every r : rich g : girl u : until s : she s : says o : oh! N : no!!

       
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  • madam :- sabse jyada protin kis doodh main hota hai student :- jawan ladki ke doodh main madam :- kaise? Student :-usko pite hi bina haddi wala part bhi khada ho jata hai..

       
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  • old man entered in pco the girl asked : baba ji kahan karna hai baba ji replied :- dekh beti kursi pe to muskil hogi ,niche he bori bicha le..

       
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  • ek din mallika sherawat apni life se pareshan ho kar railway line pe tang faila ke so gai agle din paper main chhapa tha rajdhani express kahi kho gai..

       
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