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  • Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

       
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  • Whose mother had the most painful delivery? Guess? Still thinking? Give up?its... SUNNY DEOL Why? He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke".

       
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  • Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

       
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  • Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

       
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  • -(S)- SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ? PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.

       
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  • Husband: Darling, G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge

       
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  • What is Short but gets longer when u hold it? It passes between Breasts, and enters into a hole? What is it? A car seat belt.. But I LIKEthe WAY U THINK.....

       
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  • SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on

       
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  • One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES.? NO,it is nt in mango tree.. Fruit shop.? NO wrong.. ANS_wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes.!

       
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  • Always remember : When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO" and when HE cancels a date, it is because he "HAS TWO"

       
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