Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..
Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
He himself said-
"main nikla,gaddi leke".
Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..
Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.
-(S)- SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ?
PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.
Husband: Darling, G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge
What is Short but gets longer when u hold it?
It passes between Breasts, and enters into a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt..
But I LIKEthe WAY U THINK.....
SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on
One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES.? NO,it is nt in mango tree.. Fruit shop.? NO wrong.. ANS_wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes.!
Always remember : When SHE cancels a date it is because she "HAS TO" and when HE cancels a date, it is because he "HAS TWO"