Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With a North Pole-aroid camera.
What would a Japanese tourist in Alaska wear? An Eskimono.
What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down? Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other polar bears? An ice-burglar.
Why does Santa Claus have three gardens? So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.
What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear? A brrr-grrr! (burger)
What did the sheep say to the shepherd? Seasons Bleetings!
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.
What do you call a cow in Alaska? An Eski-moo.