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  • Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

       
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  • Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

       
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  • Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

       
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  • I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

       
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  • Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

       
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  • It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

       
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  • A lof of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

       
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  • I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

       
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  • When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

       
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  • The present is just as mysterious as the future.

       
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