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  • All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

       
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  • You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

       
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  • Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

       
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  • I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

       
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  • I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

       
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  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

       
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  • Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

       
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  • Do I look like a damn people person?

       
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  • I think the sun shines out of your arse.

       
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  • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

       
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