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  • He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

       
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  • He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

       
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  • Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

       
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  • Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.

       
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  • He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.

       
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  • This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

       
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  • I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

       
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  • Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

       
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  • MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

       
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  • Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

       
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