He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
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He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.
Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.
He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.
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I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!