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  • You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

       
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  • Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

       
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  • Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

       
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  • Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining? You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought

       
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  • Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

       
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  • Drive carefully: 90% of people in this world are caused by accidents...

       
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  • Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.

       
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  • Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!

       
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  • Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA.

       
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  • Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

       
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