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Marriage Jokes SMS

  • Divorce : Future tense of marriage

       
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  • Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

       
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  • A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

       
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  • The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

       
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  • May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

       
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  • Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

       
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  • To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

       
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  • May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

       
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  • Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

       
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  • Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

       
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