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Marriage SMS

  • Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ?Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

       
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  • Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

       
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  • Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell?Answer: The days after marriage!

       
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  • Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

       
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  • A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

       
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  • Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . 'Yet to be seen'

       
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  • *Love b4 Marriage* Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe…*Love after Marriage* 'baghairta'…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

       
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  • This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

       
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