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  • What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

       
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  • The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage â€' And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

       
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  • Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

       
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  • Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'

       
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  • A little kid asks his Dad, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' 'No idea,' replied the Father, 'I’m still paying for it…'

       
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  • One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

       
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  • What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

       
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  • Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. 'Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan'After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… 'Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.'

       
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  • 'When a man holds a woman hands?'When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

       
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  • It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

       
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