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  • 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.2nd Child: Why?1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

       
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  • Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI

       
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  • Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai…. “simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

       
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  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

       
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  • God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more……this is call as “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

       
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  • Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao… Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

       
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  • Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha…..

       
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  • There is a saying “If you want to be great, you must walk with great people”. Seriously, I have no objection, you can walk with me!

       
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  • Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”

       
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  • Ek totle ko interview mein chaar words bolne they: Institute, Aptitude, Magnitude, SubtituteTotla bola: 'In ki chut, Aap ki chut, Maa ki chut aur Sab ki chut'

       
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