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  • In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

       
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  • Dear user, your wife can become mother without your struggle! Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD.

       
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  • Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoonmaa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

       
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  • Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ” simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

       
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  • 1 pathan pani pe rah tha.. .. . . . Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe??

       
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  • Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

       
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  • Having A Girl Friend Is Like 'Playing Cards'. . .U Need HEART To LOVE HerA CLUB To TAKE HerA DIAMOND To GIFT Her&A SPADE To Burry Her . .

       
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

       
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  • jee to yeh chahta hai k …???duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon… . . . . . Magar baad main socha k…KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!

       
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  • Everybody WantsSome 1 Special Some 1 Nice Some 1 Cute Some 1 Smart Some 1 Sweet Some 1 HonestTabhi Tou Main Kahoon Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy

       
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