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  • If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, mis call me. If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

       
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  • 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness.and the last one..Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

       
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  • Animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

       
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  • SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S â€' SOME O â€' ONE’S R â€' REALLY, R â€' REMEMBERING Y â€' YOU.

       
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  • Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

       
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  • Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

       
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  • Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

       
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  • A â€' U’r Attractive B â€' U’r D Best C â€' U’r Cute D â€' U’r Dear 2 me E â€' U’r Excellent F â€' U’r Funny G â€' U’r Gud Looking H â€' He He He I â€' I’m J â€' Just K â€' Kidding

       
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  • 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup waterAur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!

       
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  • Meherban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bandar nachega mobile uthayega sms padhega muskurayega ab bandar forward karke hosiyari dikhayega…..

       
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