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  • The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

       
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  • no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

       
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  • If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

       
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  • How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

       
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  • What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

       
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  • If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous can a fax be ?

       
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  • When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

       
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  • Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

       
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  • When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

       
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  • What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

       
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