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  • Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun, Tere Leye Chand Tak Tor Dun, Khushyon k Darwaze Tere Leye khol Dun, Kafi he ya 2 ,4 jhut or bol dun.

       
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  • Sms Meray Dost ko 'Hello' kehna 'Save' karay to Thnxs Kehna Mujhe yaad kara to kehna'I miss u 2″ Delete kernay laga to kas ka thaper marna or kehna 'paisay lagay hai'

       
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  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

       
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  • Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting ..ok i will put it in slowly ..still hurting. .ahh yeh ..den lets try de other shoe madam

       
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  • Someday u may lose u r hair. u may lose u r teeth.u r money & even lose u r mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is u r good looks .bcoz u don’t have good looks!

       
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  • He came 2 me 1 night… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill.. when satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

       
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  • From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love u r smell, the way u r tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmmââÂ'šÃ‚¬Ã'šÃ‚¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â'šÃ‚¬Ã'šÃ‚¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â'šÃ‚¬Ã'šÃ‚¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â'šÃ‚¬Ã'šÃ‚¦..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

       
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  • When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

       
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  • Children playing outside cars can cause accidents. but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident!

       
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  • Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty.. so the world needs YOU after all!

       
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