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  • BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS … GET A CUTY};

       
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  • Men,s 'F' Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!

       
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  • Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey… Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey… EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

       
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  • us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

       
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  • Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

       
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  • Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha

       
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  • mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka

       
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  • Q: WhatââÂ'šÃ‚¬Ã¢Â'žÃ‚¢s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds.Q: WhatââÂ'šÃ‚¬Ã¢Â'žÃ‚¢s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: About 25 to 30 minutes.

       
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  • AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

       
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  • Beta : Papa heart ki kitni tangen hoti hain? Papa : heart ki tangen nahi hoti Beta : To phir raat ko q bol rahe thy sweet Heart tangen kholo…….

       
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