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  • Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday.Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

       
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  • Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :-With Idiot For Ever

       
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  • wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothingwife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

       
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  • Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

       
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  • Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?' Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.' Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: 'What were you before you married her?' Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'

       
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  • What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A â€' One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

       
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  • Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

       
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  • Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die.Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

       
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  • What is the difference between wife & saali?Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,Saali is passion, Wife is tension,Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,Saali is cool, Wife is fool,Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi,Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:p

       
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  • Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

       
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